Wednesday, August 23, 2006

everything zen, vol. too

semi-known fact: before New York Fries became successful by being the first fast-food producers to sell french fries with the skin on, they failed miserably with New York Chicken (chicken with the feathers on) and New York Omlettes (eggs with the shells still on)

fast food franchises, as with blog entries, can't ALL be winners

everything zen, vol. none

OF a 2-ounce bic and a 3-ounce zippo, which is the lighter?

Monday, August 14, 2006

the other half for the other half

Great advice for keeping a relationship strong: NEVER GO TO BED ANGRY. That's right, stay up ALL NIGHT fighting!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

"ello peejon" - Pepe le Peu

Does anyone know the origin if the phrase "being pigeon-holed"? I've almost figured it out, but I'm not sure if it's the hole on the front or the back of the pigeon. Please help; there are feathers EVERYWHERE, and I'm running out of pigeons.

Monday, August 07, 2006

I can't believe its not butterfly

Little known fact: butterflies taste more like margarine.