Great Drinking Songs, vol. 1

If you replace every occurrence of "sun" with "moon",
"You are my sunshine...." becomes a great drinking song.

Just Disgusting

"I don't know what came over me," said the blind man after the orgy.

Classic Fairy Tails De-bunked, Vol. 19

King Midas was just a dude who liked to pee on stuff.

poems of the lonely farm boy, vol. 1

The feathers plucked out
one by one...
"She loves me not,
but that was fun."