How to have fun in Toronto, vol. 1

Every time someone says 'g20', yell out 'BINGO!'

Paintball Tactics, vol. 1

When playing Paintball, it's a good idea to carry a paintbrush in your ankle holster, in case of hand-to-hand combat.

Ramble on...

So my wife is sitting there, babbling on about the same thing for hours on end...
So I interject: "Girl, you sound like a broken record!"
Then it hits me: I COLLECT broken records.

We cater to adulterers...

Printed on a receipt from Quizno's:
"HAVING AN AFFAIR? WE CATER!"
Nice.