The Hand of Dog: FIFA 2010 recap

Some goals that should have been were called off,
while other goals that should NOT have been were left in...

Some players faked injuries when they weren't even touched,
while other players deliberately tried to injure anyone in their way...

The first round resulted in Tie after Tie after Tie,
And USA did better than Italy...

So someone please tell me: WHY DO THEY CALL THIS THE BEAUTIFUL GAME?

The Golden Rules, revised

direct from stoned tablets...

"Do unto others before they do unto you"

"Treat others as you wish them to be treated"

"Remember Black Sabbath and keep it holy"

NEW Classic Comebacks to Worn-Out Greetings, Volume 1

inspired by "Hey!" is for horses...
"Hi!" is for kites
"Yo!" is only half the story
"Hello" is a gelatin-based dessert served by Satan