Senior's Day

Yesterday at Shopper's Drug Mart....

I'm paying at the cashier, another guy is paying at the cashier to my left...

The other guy is a 70-something with an obvious and ill-fitting jet-black hairpiece...

I'm a scruffy 30-something with tons of white hair...

...and HE gets the Senior's Discount.

What's wrong with this picture?

Not Even Close

Walking Dead Season 4 Predictions

After watching the Walking Dead Season 3 Finale, here are my official predictions for Season 4:

1. Carl, now a rebellious teen, will run away and start an all-zombie punk band called The Rocking Dead

2. Rick and Michonne will get it onne

3. Guvnor will be back next season, TWICE as evil as before (i.e. 2 eyepatches)