Great advice for keeping a relationship strong: NEVER GO TO BED ANGRY. That's right, stay up ALL NIGHT fighting!
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You wrote Everyone knows the proper thing to say after farting is 'excuse me'. But few people realize that if you have been farted at, you may in fact rebutt "excuse me" with "i refuse to excuse!" and then slapping the farter in the face. Also note that you may continue slapping until the smell completely dissipates. If you stopped using your own advice, maybe you wouldn't be fighting all night long.
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You wrote Everyone knows the proper thing to say after farting is 'excuse me'. But few people realize that if you have been farted at, you may in fact rebutt "excuse me" with "i refuse to excuse!" and then slapping the farter in the face. Also note that you may continue slapping until the smell completely dissipates. If you stopped using your own advice, maybe you wouldn't be fighting all night long.
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