Young Acolyte:
"Master, what are your thoughts on marriage?"
Marriage Guru:
"My son,
If you can find a woman on this earth
who loves you
and is your equal
and makes you better
and enriches your life
and is your soul mate
Then with all the power in your heart
Take her and love her and shower her with respect and admiration forever
...but do NOT tell your wife about her."
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Which came first: breakfast or lunch?
Well-known fact #1:
The reason we eat eggs for breakfast and chicken for lunch is that if you ate the chicken for breakfast, how would you get the eggs for lunch?
That's one for the boc's.
The reason we eat eggs for breakfast and chicken for lunch is that if you ate the chicken for breakfast, how would you get the eggs for lunch?
That's one for the boc's.
Upcoming Comeuppance
Doctor G's Pre-Wedding Advice for Doomed Grooms
1) where there's hope, elope
2) prenup? giddy-up!
3) keep your vows quantifiable & measurable
1) where there's hope, elope
2) prenup? giddy-up!
3) keep your vows quantifiable & measurable
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