Young Acolyte:
"Master, what are your thoughts on marriage?"
Marriage Guru:
"My son,
If you can find a woman on this earth
who loves you
and is your equal
and makes you better
and enriches your life
and is your soul mate
Then with all the power in your heart
Take her and love her and shower her with respect and admiration forever
...but do NOT tell your wife about her."
1 comment:
This would make a great best man speech. I think I'll try it out.
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