Little Known Fact #4915: Thanks to common cliché, when a monkey fails to ride a horse, both animals become trapped in an infinite loop. (The monkey keeps trying to get back on that horse, but the horse keeps trying to get the monkey off its back.)
here's a healthy alternative to "traditional" pancakes... Doube Buck Pancakes
- replace white flour with Buckwheat flour
- replace maple syrup with Buckley's Mixture