Everyone knows the proper thing to say after farting is 'excuse me'. But few people realize that if you have been farted at, you may in fact rebutt "excuse me" with "i refuse to excuse!" and then slapping the farter in the face.
Also note that you may continue slapping until the smell completely dissipates.
Thats the rules, I don't make them up.
have fun with this one!
Monday, July 31, 2006
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
amphibbing
alternative comebacks to "see you later alligator" other than "after a while crocodile"
- don't meyander, salamander
- hasta mañana, you iguana
- don't meyander, salamander
- hasta mañana, you iguana
Monday, July 17, 2006
like so much red sweater...
...another mystery unravelled!
THE REASON THAT OSTRICHES are the fastest land mammals is that no one told them that they are flightless birds.
AS FOR WHY THEY STICK THEIR HEADS IN THE GROUND, I think the more pertinent mystery is: why don't you?
THE REASON THAT OSTRICHES are the fastest land mammals is that no one told them that they are flightless birds.
AS FOR WHY THEY STICK THEIR HEADS IN THE GROUND, I think the more pertinent mystery is: why don't you?
Thursday, July 13, 2006
funnier than friction
you probably heard about the guy who won the masterbating contest,
since he likes to rub it in.
since he likes to rub it in.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
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