Friday, November 14, 2014

Don't Halve A Cow Man

Dairy Farmer's Tip of the Day: If you ordain a cow prior to milking it, the milk comes out already pastorized.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

How I Learned Vowels At The Shopping Mall

Once in a while I get a bill from American Eagle, and I think: "AE? IOU?" And if I can't remember what I bought there, then sometimes "Y?"