Friday, March 19, 2010

Great Drinking Songs, vol. 1

If you replace every occurrence of "sun" with "moon",
"You are my sunshine...." becomes a great drinking song.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Just Disgusting

"I don't know what came over me," said the blind man after the orgy.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Classic Fairy Tails De-bunked, Vol. 19

King Midas was just a dude who liked to pee on stuff.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

poems of the lonely farm boy, vol. 1

The feathers plucked out
one by one...
"She loves me not,
but that was fun."