Monday, May 20, 2019

Game of Thrones: Proper Ending

Here's how I would have ended the series:

Jon Snow confronts Dany at the throne.
Epic fight: Greyworm vs. Snow.
Snow wins the fight.
Dany tells dragon to blast Snow.
Dragon breathes fire on Snow.... throne melts... but Snow survives cuz he's part Targarian or whatever.
Then the kiss/stab scene as per original ending (keep that scene if you want)
Jon Snow breaks up the 7 kingdoms... (no throne, no king, perfecto!) and each region rules their own business from now on.
Jon Snow remains king of the north which now includes the freefolk.
meanwhile...
Dwarf finds Circe's body but baby is alive.
Dwarf takes baby and decides to try to raise it properly. ("A Laninster always pays his debts")
epilogue...
Baby goes thru life thinking he's son of a pirate but eventually learns its true ew origins... then decides to try rule the 7 kingdoms again... launching the next series 10 years from now.


Saturday, March 30, 2019

Best Worst Failed App Mashups of 2018

Just for fun, here are a list of app mash-up ideas that I wasn't able to get off the ground in 2018.

Pincest - endless photo collection of people who look inbred
Snipchat - share non-permanent dick picks showing before/after circumcisions
Snatchcab - trivia taxi featuring naked women in self-driving cars
Instagrim - share photos of people pretending to be freshly-discovered corpses in hilarious poses
Kidjiji - buy, sell or trade your lightly used children