Tuesday, August 26, 2008

tips for wedding bliss

tip #13:

Make sure to sign a pre-nup, a nup, AND a post-nup.

Monday, August 25, 2008

A.W.E. (1st installment)

Absolute Worst Ever... S&M Safety Words
1. harder
2. monsoon
3. auger
4. lower
5. serum

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

snappy answers to classic sayings, vol. 12

"Why beat a dead horse?"

"because I want GLUE, dammit!"

Fun with Midgets, Vol. 1

Midgets as messengers:
With every delivery, they must say "sorry for the short notice."