Wednesday, December 03, 2008

fun with greetings

get a guaranteed double-take:
replace the phrase "knock yourself out" with "knock yourself up"

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

I am the friarstarter

Canadians should start referring to American Thanksgiving as "the Yankee Thank-ee"

little known definitions, vol. 2

niagra - erectile dysfunction pill (for long-lasting, farther urine stream)