Wednesday, October 21, 2009

poem of the day

world's shortest poem denouncing rice dishes as a viable meal suggestion:

Don't make milaf.

Monday, October 19, 2009

2 Dudes at the bar, chapter 1

overheard at the bar...
"Dude, that waitress was ALL OVER ME!"
"Dude, she probably just wants the tip."
"Dude, I think she wants the whole penis!"