Monday, July 31, 2006

fun with flatulence

Everyone knows the proper thing to say after farting is 'excuse me'. But few people realize that if you have been farted at, you may in fact rebutt "excuse me" with "i refuse to excuse!" and then slapping the farter in the face.

Also note that you may continue slapping until the smell completely dissipates.

Thats the rules, I don't make them up.
have fun with this one!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006


alternative comebacks to "see you later alligator" other than "after a while crocodile"
- don't meyander, salamander
- hasta maƱana, you iguana

Monday, July 17, 2006

like so much red sweater...

...another mystery unravelled!

THE REASON THAT OSTRICHES are the fastest land mammals is that no one told them that they are flightless birds.

AS FOR WHY THEY STICK THEIR HEADS IN THE GROUND, I think the more pertinent mystery is: why don't you?

Thursday, July 13, 2006

funnier than friction

you probably heard about the guy who won the masterbating contest,
since he likes to rub it in.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

concatenated quote of the day

"life goes on. ...and then it ends abruptly."