"We must put a stop this damned soccer the kids are always playing! Go tell them that if they don't stop playing soccer, we'll drag them from that beautiful sunny field and throw them in a frozen meat locker, where they'll sweep the floor until their brooms are bent and bristle-less and the floor is so shiny you could skate on it! If they're STILL trying to play soccer after that, I'll take that damn soccer ball and flatten it into a puck!"
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